So, I started poking around under the floral covers, and the moment I started to get somewhere, my grandma walked in. Back then, though, a good, fully clothed make out scene was all I needed. Thought it was basically porn-in retrospect, Adam Levine’s on-screen make out game is just tighter than most.
“I was in 8th grade, and I was watching Maroon 5’s ‘She Will Be Loved’ music video at my grandma’s house.
I got so turned on by her assless chaps that I locked my bedroom door, and the rest is history. “My first sexual awakening went down while watching Xtina’s ‘Dirrty’ music video when I was 13. It was unsettlingly awesome.” - Jules, 24Ĩ. I definitely panicked…felt like a WWII air raid. and I was jet lagged, so I decided to touch myself. I was bored because she’d gone to sleep at 10 p.m. “I was 13, and in a bed adjacent to my sleeping grandma on a granddaughter/grandmother ancestry trip to Germany (lol). I was watching Aladdin 2 (I know I’m not alone when I say that I used to watch Aladdin like it was straight up porn), and during that scene where Jasmine has to seduce that bad guy, I started sweating, and my vagina started ferociously tingling. “I was 6, and I was on vacation with my family in Jamaica. That’s all I can tell you.” - Bailey, 24Ħ. “I had my first orgasm when I was in college thanks to poison ivy and a hot ass shower. The toothbrush was a great call-if I’m keeping it real, I still use one in a pinch.” - Georgia, 21ĥ. “I had my first orgasm with the help of an electric toothbrush while lying inappropriately close to my mom in a hotel bed. You’re welcome, guys of the world! For some time, nothing came out when I did it, but once I started producing semen, my bed became a really foul place.” - Nico, 22Ĥ. Not only was I proud that I had figured the whole ‘masturbating’ thing out for myself - I was convinced that I had actually discovered it. “I was 11, and I was lying in my bed, experiencing a feeling that I would later learn to describe as ‘super horny,’ when I thought, ‘what if I made my hand like a vagina?’ I did, and it worked. “I had my first orgasm when I was 7 in my jacuzzi in Hawaii and I thought I was dying.” - Maya, 19ģ. I’m lovin’ it, am I right?!” - Adeena, 21Ģ. I continued to use the caterpillar whenever I was stuck in traffic before investing in a real vibrator (which, to be honest, didn’t do the job any better). I came literally right as the road cleared up.
“One afternoon on my way home from school when I was 16, I was stuck behind a massive highway accident long enough to try masturbating (for the first time) with a vibrating caterpillar my brother got in a Happy Meal. Read these male and female masturbation stories from real guys and girls who got themselves off in the most epic manner possible.ġ. Masturbation is one of those sex acts most people participate in regularly, but few discuss openly. By January Nelson Updated SeptemEpic First Masturbation Stories